scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.